Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Funny Verses

Okay, some people say there's no such thing as humor in the Bible. Obviously, they've never read one of my favorite verses in all of Scripture as it describes a young teenage driver:

2 Kings 9:20b - The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi—he drives like a maniac.” (NIV, 2010)

See, parents had problems with teen drivers even in the Old Testament.

How about these verse for a little extra laugh in your day:

Proverbs 21:19 - Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife. (NIV, 2010)

Ezra 10:9b - all the people were sitting in the square before the Temple of God. They were trembling both because of the seriousness of the matter and because it was raining. (NLT)

Zechariah 5:1 - Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll. (KJV)

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